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Recommended reading from mrdenny for September 23, 2016

This week I’ve found some great things for you to read. These are a few of my favorites that I’ve found this week.

Hopefully you find these articles as useful as I did. Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter where my username is @mrdenny.

Denny

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Announcing your PASS Summit 2016 Speaker Idol Contestants

Well the time has come to announce the PASS Summit 2016 Speaker Idol contestants.  We had a great group of people submitPASS 2015_SpeakerIdol_Banners_440x220 to present at the speaker idol, and I have to say that the selection process was quite tough.  But thankfully it’s all over, the folks who have been accepted into this years event have been told (and they replied).  Those you weren’t selected have been notified.

All that’s left now is to tell everyone else.  The speaker order for each day will match what’s listed here.

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Daniel Janik
Martin Catherall
Kevin G. Boles
Eric Peterson
Amy Herold
Tom Norman
Shabnam Watson
Tzahi Hakikat
Brian Carrig
Todd Kleinhans
Peter Kral
Robert Verell

For openness, I do know a few of these folks, but that wasn’t taken into account when I sorted the list.  As I’m not a judge what I want has no effect on the outcome.

By the Friday afternoon of the PASS Summit we will know which one of these will be the first speaker announced for the PASS Summit 2017.

Speaker idol sessions this year will be in room TCC Yakima 1 (go through the dining hall, down the escalators into the TCC). The Wednesday, and Thursday sessions will be held at 4:45pm. The Friday session will be at 11am. The finals will be at 3:30pm all in the same room. You can find the Speaker Idol sessions published on the schedule. You can either search for “Idol” or “Denny” and you’ll find the Speaker Idol Sessions so you can add them to your schedule.

Thanks for supporting PASS, thanks for supporting Speaker Idol, and be sure to swing by the Consultants Corner booth in the exhibit hall at booth 316 to get scanned for our prize drawing and to pick up some of our awesome swag!

Denny

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If your post title doesn’t represent your article, you have failed as a writer

I was minding my own business scrolling through Facebook while sitting on thliese airport shuttle to the rental car lot when I ran across the steaming pile of BS shown in the image to the right.  If you aren’t into reading graphics the title of the article is “My Eight Dollar Flight Upgrade Trick” (which I won’t link to).  In the article the author talks about how he buys candy for the flight attendants so that they are nicer to him (shocking, buying gifts for people make it so they are nicer to you).

In this article the author actually says that he doesn’t do this to get an upgrade (there’s a nice humble brag about getting upgraded all the time due to his status), in fact he doesn’t say that this ever works (hint: it doesn’t because upgrades are almost always handled by the computer in order; and are done by the gate agent not the flight attendant).

This is what we call click bait.  This happens when the author has written such a crap article, usually about nothing with no actual substance, that they have to trick you into clicking on the article in order to get page views.  When the editors look at the number of page views that they article gets the number looks great, so the author keeps getting contracts to write articles (because clicks and views equal ad revenue).  You’ve seen these before on Facebook and Twitter.  They come up in all walks of live from IT articles, travel articles, news articles, politics (political authors are REALLY good a writing BS).

When you see this stuff, leave comments about the title being BS. Write to the editors, or better yet if the title seems like crap, just don’t read the article.

Denny

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Recommended reading from mrdenny for September 9, 2016

This week I’ve found some great things for you to read. These are a few of my favorites that I’ve found this week.

Hopefully you find these articles as useful as I did. Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter where my username is @mrdenny.

Denny

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